• St.Patrick is not Welsh.He actually had an Irish grandmother.
• He was not kidnapped by Irish raiders.He hired raiders to take him across the sea because Wales isn't as good as Ireland.
• St. Patrick was not an Irish Republican but he may have been an Irish publican.
• St. Patrick hoped there would never be a red and white saltire in his honour.
• St.Patrick did send the snakes out of Ireland but he kept a few in case some zoos needed them.
• St.Patrick said it was alright to break Lent for the 17th of March.
• St.Patrick invented the shamrock.
• St.Patrick didn't like Cork.
• St.Patrick didn't think his name would catch on in Ireland.
• St.Patrick thought parades were stupid.

There, now you know better. (note-if you're a student who stumbled on this blog and have an essay on St.Patrick to do, forget everything you just read.Have a pint instead.Make sure it's Guinness)

# posted by United Irelander @ 12:39 AM